Looney Tunes

Ok, you have to watch old Looney Tunes cartoons with your kids.

Ian: “Sometimes when people don’t want their money they bury it. But we wouldn’t do that because we want to be rich! But also we sometimes spend it. You have to give people your money if you want stuff. Dad, where do you find caves that have gold and diamonds in them?”

Malcolm: “Wile E. Coyote *is* actually a genius. I mean, he’s really smart. But his ideas don’t always work out.”

Ian: “That slingshot should actually be for rocks.” (Wile E. Coyote is shooting himself at the Roadrunner with a big slingshot.)

Malcolm: “He should just stop testing it. If it didn’t work, jumping on it isn’t going to help him fix it.”

Ian: “That actually is a fat horse.” (half watching the “Oh Brunhilde/Kill the Rabbit” episode – and staring at his ipad)

Ian: “He’s a really bad acrobat.” (Wile E. Coyote again)
Mal: “He’s not an acrobat, Ian.”
Ian: “Oh, yeah. He wants to *be* an acrobat.”