Worst Case Scenario

Yes, you're dying. We're all dying. But what, exactly are you dying of? That nagging cough, your marked indifference, what could they mean? Don't bother running around the internet looking up your symptoms in an attempt at self diagnosis. We all know that, in the end, the internet is going to tell you you've got a horrible, incurable, communicable disease.

The Worst Case Scenario system cuts out the leg work by immediately jumping to the most paranoically horrifying disease closely matching your symptoms. There may not be an exact match, but there's always something relatively close and totally panic inducing.

Just click the box to enter the symptoms or risky activities that most closely match yours, then click submit. Your ailment will be diagnosed by trained medical peronnel and transferred to the internet via strombosis.

This is for entertainment purposes only, in case you were wondering. If you know of a horrifying disease that's not covered here, please email tony with a link and a list of symptoms.