Our one trick or treater came at 10:30pm. A little 12yo muslim girl. I couldn’t tell her costume. Maybe she was dressed as a muslim for halloween.
“Trick or treat?” she said.
“You’re our only trick or treater all day. You want all of it?” I asked.
“Um…Yes.” she said.
Pour candy into her basket.
Walk upstairs kind of self satisfied over pouring a shitload of candy into a little girl’s bag.
Wife: “You gave her 6 dollars worth of candy?”
“Well, who else was I going to give it to?”
Wife: “I like candy.”